Smirnoff the Chinese baby

We visited COSI, the science museum in Columbus, for both fun and education. Chloë focused exclusively on the fun part, so I must deliver the educational content. Here we see how Chloë's hair, under the influence of toddler energy, defies at least one, and possibly all three, of Kepler's laws.

 

However, according to Newton's third law, every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

 

...where she belongs.